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Thank god for Brangelina. Just when you thought the news was getting a wee bit dull with dengue, nuclear tests, politicians' funerals and Gandhigiri jostling for headline space, the Tomb Raider and her motley crew of blond boyfriend, variously hued babies and assorted nasty looking bodyguards swoops to the rescue. And with it, brings the kind of drama that's straight out of the Hollywood movies they star in. Thank god for Brangelina. For making a trundling rickshaw ride look more exciting than the hunt for Osama. Thank god for Brangelina. For grabbing precious tabloid space previously dedicated to debates on whether Kim Sharma's new fringe is one up on Ayesha Takia's Bangkok bangs. Now you have daily updates on what Shi, Mads and Zee have for breakfast while Brad and Angie dig into their Indian curry. Thank god for Brangelina. For making a few....