President Natwarlal of India

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If Mr Natwarlal (alias Mr Amitabh Bachchan , Bollywood legend) becomes the President of India , the following is inevitable: 1 Amar Singh will be ushered into Madame Tussaud's, dark glares and a CD in hand (it is rumoured that he had made indiscreet calls to Madame Tussuads's thinking it is the name of an aspiring Bollywood starlet). 2 Mrs Jaya Bachchan may be encouraged to move a Bill titled Profit from Office. 3 Rashtrapati Natwarlal will call for daily 4 hour media briefings wherein he will give exclusives wearing foreign designer sunglasses (approved by Income-Tax) espousing the cause of his Guru. 4 All temples in India will have to be on a 24-hour standby as Rashtrapati Natwarlal can make a sudden surprise appearance post-midnight barefoot. A red carpet welcome may be made mandatory. 5 Mulayam Singh Yadav will be provided a raised dias on....