Will you sleep with me?

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I used to laugh at all the jokes that me and my friends used to share amongst us. Whenever one of us asked the other for a favour, one of the others would immediately retort with a sly smile, \"Turn around and bend down, buddy!\" And then the other day, when I was on my way to the office, I heard on the radio Sonu Nigam shout out, \"I will take him to the cleaners. I will not tolerate any man asking for sexual favors from me. Ditto for women.\" And I promised not make a joke of this ever again. You never know, someone might actually take me to cleaners one day! I know I might sound like a freak but I cannot stop my mind from working this out. Is casting couch is a necessary evil\" Let me try answering this. If it did not exist, then....