Rajini, The Blogbuster

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Dear Rajini Sarr, At the onset a thousand apologies to have ignored you so far in this forum. We Aryan Indians are terribly clannish in our collective ignorance of Dravidian cinema and stars. Hence we are "kanstantly" overhyped about a certain tall dapper man in his 60's who has a voice of an angel. Or a rather hyperactive, face-contorting, pout-hanging, stammering self-proclaimed "King" of Hindi filmdom. They be good, Sarr but you... You are better! Believe me Sarr till such time I saw your new blockbuster Sivaji, my recurrent memory of you was from 80's potboilers like Geraftaar and Hum. And a certain "Jaggu" taxi driver from Chalbaaz but alas some lady from down south stole the thunder from under your feet in that flick. For those inconsequential memories of you I have etched in mind I deserve to be hung upside down from an eucalyptus....