Mujhe uncle mat bolna!

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Last night my uncle hit the bed vowing that he will hit the gym like a sucker, first thing in the morning. He said he would work out like crazy; build biceps and triceps and all those ceps that one can possibly build; have well-toned muscles all over and then....then what? Ermm..look good? Naaah...he looks quite good for a 40 year old, anyways, I thought. Then do what with those bulging biceps? Fight out the goons who tease young lasses near the women's college? Well, can he actually do that against a bunch of gun-wielding goons? I mean he would want to but is it practical? Or should he apply to one of those auditions for K-serials that keep flashing across the tube these days? At times, I dream of the real thing happening to him - like what had happened to Tom Hanks in "Big". After....