Egg on my face

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Rubbing egg yolk on your scalp maybe great for the follicles, but if the yellow is on your face, it isn't quite as pleasurable. The act of wiping egg off your face makes you feel low; it stinks and is almost always messy. I know it, as I have had quite a lot of the yolk on my face lately. I am one of those who had written the epitaph of IPL even before the first white ball was bowled. We should have known we were in a hopeless minority. Evidently, actually only a few of us had dubbed IPL as the world's most expensive suicide attempt ever. I mean a few armchair critics and journalists, which are occasionally confused as the same thing. But then didn't Richard Dawkins say, though cats cannot be herded, but if present is some numbers, they make a lot of....