From Uttar Pradesh, with love

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To, Mr Sanjay Dutt, C/O Shri Amar Singh, Samajwadi Party, Camp Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh. From: Uttar Pradesh Residents' Welfare Association Camp: Lucknow Dear Sanju Baba, I am writing to express the gratitude of over 2.5 million Lucknowites who are simply overwhelmed by your decision to serve the people of this squalid state. You may be only the 60,375th politician who has sworn to do so, but I think the city has gone speechless as none have sounded as sincere and genuine as you. I apologise for their silence and volunteer to be their interlocutor. You first wowed us as Rocky and then again as Munnabhai. Now, we have been told you have gone behind the camera and just canned your first directorial venture. By getting a Union minister to play the lead role, you have truly achieved a first. Your image, Sanju baba,....