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Monday , November 03, 2014

Jasoos Narayanan Kutty's kiss for a cause


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Scientists say it is a state caused by the release of oxytocin, a hormone that has a calming effect on the body. It soothes the mind. In an elevated state of passion, oxytocin is accompanied by the dopamine and norepinephrine, two other hormones. I don't know which of these hormones worked, but day before yesterday I felt a tremendous urge to kiss Sara. And as it would happen the temptation was mutual. That is when I saw the news TV flashing that organizers of a kiss parade in Kochi were seeking the police's permission. Then I heard someone had moved court to stop people from kissing. As a law-abiding citizen I put in my own application for a permit to kiss. And I sent copies of the same to the Kerala Moral Police, who enforce a moral code of conduct much more efficiently than the Election....


Wednesday, October 08, 2014

Jasoos Kutty tames an Indian-American Modi fan


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I am a troubled man ever since our Prime Minister announced the Clean India campaign. You know and I know nobody gives a hoot. It is like the global economy: 99 per cent vs 1 per cent. The problem is my super-efficient secretary Sara. She is one of the 1 per cent. Sara has taken PM Modi's initiative very seriously. The other person to do so is Shri Shashi Tharoor. So today when I walk into my residence-cum-office, what do I see? A sofa in one end of the room, the television right opposite to it, a teapoy in between, the showcase with all the awards I have won in one corner, the telephone on the stand, the money plant, fresh flowers in the vase, no dust on the floor, no cockroaches, no lizards. Everything picture-perfect, too perfect to my liking. A detective finds chaos in order and order....


Monday , August 25, 2014

Jasoos Kutty keeps walking in Dry Kerala


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Monday , August 11, 2014

Back to the wall, Rahul in the Well


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Friday , July 18, 2014

Jasoos Narayanan Kutty cracks the mystery of Maracana: Why Messi lost the World Cup


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Parankimala is in mourning. Half the city switched off the neons, brought down the flexboards, tore apart the festoons the day the yellow brigade was ground to dust by a goal machine in their own backyard. The lights had gone out of their lives, it seemed. The other half was still hopeful. Their god still ruled the skyline in these parts. Messi was everywhere. He came in mundu, lifted halfway and tied around his waist, in avatars of Rajinikanth, Mohanlal and Mammootty. No, no Sachin Tendulkar. Not because the fans hadn't heard of the cricket god, but because they hadn't seen him in mundu. In one corner of the city, Kutty's Tea & Toddy had put up a poster of the Argentina star telling the faithful, "Messi oru thadavai shonnaal, nooru thadavai shonna maathiri." That was last week. This Sunday it all changed. Messi proved he too....


Thursday , July 03, 2014

Jasoos Narayanan Kutty's adventures in Brazil


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The action in Parankimala, Kutty's Macondo

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Tuesday , June 24, 2014

How Jasoos Kutty beat Brazil in a football match


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Parankimala. A hill overlooking the sea. Years ago, when a group of explorers crossed the seven seas and reached here, it had many kinds of trees, mysterious flowers, plants of the kind never seen, but none that appealed to the visitors. They didn't take the trouble to know what they were or why they were there. Today the hill is acres of rubber plantation that resemble Idukki and Wayanad, from where the adventurous lot had come. Somewhere between the hill and the sea a small town has come up. In appearance, in flavour, in colour it resembles any Kerala town, but drive a few kilometres here or there, you are in a different country. Brazil . It is highly unlikely the Malayalees took the voyage to the Mecca of Football for their passion for the game. But once here, they embraced the sport, and showered it the love they....


Thursday , June 12, 2014

Jasoos Kutty & Shashi Tharoor's love for Modi


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This is the All India Radio. News read by Saramma Prime Minister Narendra Modi directs his party MPs not to touch his feet any more. The order comes after his first meeting with the newly elected MPs of the BJP. Political analysts have hailed the move, calling Modi's initiative an attempt to end a centuries-old feudal ritual. But Modi's directive has put his own party and many others in a quandary. Congress leaders, in particular, who are opposed to toeing the Modi line on anything, are now insisting on touching Rahul Gandhi's and Sonia Gandhi's feet. The question however they are asking is: is that enough? One particular leader was seen asking if he should touch Modi's feet as well in protest against everything that the Prime Minister stands for. Congress MP from Thiruvananthapuram and Jasoos Narayanan Kutty's close friend Shashi Tharoor is once again....


Tuesday , June 03, 2014

Is Jasoos Kutty fit to be India's HRD minister?


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The many degrees of Jasoos Narayanan Kutty
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Tuesday , May 20, 2014

How the new PMO looks like: Jasoos Kutty investigates


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Jasoos Kutty exposes the metamorphosis of 7RCR
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