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Monday , August 25, 2014

Jasoos Kutty keeps walking in Dry Kerala


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Monday , August 11, 2014

Back to the wall, Rahul in the Well


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Friday , July 18, 2014

Jasoos Narayanan Kutty cracks the mystery of Maracana: Why Messi lost the World Cup


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Parankimala is in mourning. Half the city switched off the neons, brought down the flexboards, tore apart the festoons the day the yellow brigade was ground to dust by a goal machine in their own backyard. The lights had gone out of their lives, it seemed. The other half was still hopeful. Their god still ruled the skyline in these parts. Messi was everywhere. He came in mundu, lifted halfway and tied around his waist, in avatars of Rajinikanth, Mohanlal and Mammootty. No, no Sachin Tendulkar. Not because the fans hadn't heard of the cricket god, but because they hadn't seen him in mundu. In one corner of the city, Kutty's Tea & Toddy had put up a poster of the Argentina star telling the faithful, "Messi oru thadavai shonnaal, nooru thadavai shonna maathiri." That was last week. This Sunday it all changed. Messi proved he too....


Thursday , July 03, 2014

Jasoos Narayanan Kutty's adventures in Brazil


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The action in Parankimala, Kutty's Macondo

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Tuesday , June 24, 2014

How Jasoos Kutty beat Brazil in a football match


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Parankimala. A hill overlooking the sea. Years ago, when a group of explorers crossed the seven seas and reached here, it had many kinds of trees, mysterious flowers, plants of the kind never seen, but none that appealed to the visitors. They didn't take the trouble to know what they were or why they were there. Today the hill is acres of rubber plantation that resemble Idukki and Wayanad, from where the adventurous lot had come. Somewhere between the hill and the sea a small town has come up. In appearance, in flavour, in colour it resembles any Kerala town, but drive a few kilometres here or there, you are in a different country. Brazil . It is highly unlikely the Malayalees took the voyage to the Mecca of Football for their passion for the game. But once here, they embraced the sport, and showered it the love they....


Thursday , June 12, 2014

Jasoos Kutty & Shashi Tharoor's love for Modi


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This is the All India Radio. News read by Saramma Prime Minister Narendra Modi directs his party MPs not to touch his feet any more. The order comes after his first meeting with the newly elected MPs of the BJP. Political analysts have hailed the move, calling Modi's initiative an attempt to end a centuries-old feudal ritual. But Modi's directive has put his own party and many others in a quandary. Congress leaders, in particular, who are opposed to toeing the Modi line on anything, are now insisting on touching Rahul Gandhi's and Sonia Gandhi's feet. The question however they are asking is: is that enough? One particular leader was seen asking if he should touch Modi's feet as well in protest against everything that the Prime Minister stands for. Congress MP from Thiruvananthapuram and Jasoos Narayanan Kutty's close friend Shashi Tharoor is once again....


Tuesday , June 03, 2014

Is Jasoos Kutty fit to be India's HRD minister?


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The many degrees of Jasoos Narayanan Kutty
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Tuesday , May 20, 2014

How the new PMO looks like: Jasoos Kutty investigates


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Jasoos Kutty exposes the metamorphosis of 7RCR
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Sunday , May 18, 2014

Tsunami Modi sinks Jasoos Narayanan Kutty


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Text of press release issued by PM candidate Jasoos Narayanan Kutty who lost his deposit in the elections Mitron... After the hectic campaigning that lasted nearly six months the verdict is finally out. I accept it with all humility. I promised India love, alcohol, marijuana, equality, equity... yet my countrymen have rejected my idea of India. But I assure you I won't be a sore loser, I will be a loud loser. Jasoos Narayanan Kutty hereby resolves to play the role of constructive opposition, you know what I mean, those who don't will soon come to know. Jai Hind Jasoos Narayanan Kutty
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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

How Jasoos Kutty out-funded BJP, Congress


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Jasoos reveals funding details
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