10 ways to find out if you are dating a superhero
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Video game characters coming to life (RA.One), superheroes being jobless (Hancock), chemical transformations that turns a scraggly kid in to Captain America over night, very normal looking mutants (Magneto and Professor Xaviers)! Well ladies you may never know if you are dating a super hero!
Here are 10 pointers that may help you unearth his superhuman secrets.
1.He is either super rich or totally poor. (No middle class superheroes) He used to be a dork and is now a muscular dork.
If he is super rich he has this parallel universe under his mansion that you may accidentally slide in to while trying to find your way to the bathroom in the dark.
Alternately - all he has is a hole in the wall as a room and a costume that he stuffs in to some corner somewhere and swings himself off buildings to work.
2. He is very close to his butler/man Friday. Remains calm when you narrate stories of lethal accidents to him, has a great rapport with the cops.
He often gets called away secretly by them without giving you any information what so ever. If his sexual preference is not a source of your worry - cheating could be - but for this discussion lets hope he is a superhero.
3. He doesn't do late nights. He comes home at odd hours with strange injuries that he refuses to explain (he may also be a mafia war lord - but then you would probably detect that sooner).
He's too busy saving the world before bed time! You have to just fit in to some other time slot!
4. He can tell you all about the benefits of spandex, lycra or leather body suits.
And thinks that pepper spray is redundant as compared to concealed metal claws.
5. Punching him won't ever help, hitting him with a iron skillet won't either. He doesn't even flinch.
6. You never get to hear about or meet the parents. He may have an uncle or an aunt stacked away somewhere. (Such a relief right?)
7. He thinks a nitro boost is the best addition to your car instead of better brakes.
8. The guy who hits on you at a party lands up in the neighbouring continent overnight and is now tending to a farm up in a remote village.
9. He doesn't use cell phones, is not on Facebook or Twitter. He has a GPS bug on you instead.
10. He's never late but often missing the underwear and the number of unclaimed, odd coloured underpants start being found all over the city. Happens when you must change in odd places at break-neck speeds.
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