Dear Rajini Sarr,

At the onset a thousand apologies to have ignored you so far in this forum. We Aryan Indians are terribly clannish in our collective ignorance of Dravidian cinema and stars. Hence we are "kanstantly" overhyped about a certain tall dapper man in his 60's who has a voice of an angel. Or a rather hyperactive, face-contorting, pout-hanging, stammering self-proclaimed

"King" of Hindi filmdom.

They be good, Sarr but you... You are better!

Believe me Sarr till such time I saw your new blockbuster Sivaji, my recurrent memory of you was from 80's potboilers like Geraftaar and Hum. And a certain "Jaggu" taxi driver from Chalbaaz but alas some lady from down south stole the thunder from under your feet in that flick. For those inconsequential memories of you I have etched in mind I deserve to be hung upside down from an eucalyptus tree for four nights.

So anyways, back to Sivaji the Boss. Boss you rock! Never in my wildest imagination did I expect such a huge production. It was like watching ten films in 3 hours... everything in fast forward mode .. hard for me to fathom the scenes Sarr...

You Dravidians are really fast on the pickup. We are sooo lagging behind. "Khooool" you are.

The songs were like mini exercises in film-making. The dialogues worthy of a million claps. Infact I have an appointment with my ENT thanks to the thunderous clapping! The drama, the straang social message.. everything near perfect.

And the action! Oh Sarr the action! I havent slept for two nights. Keep remembering the dhishum dhishum sequences in the most innovative places.. the musical instrument shop, the driveway theatre, the school terrace. You put Neo from Matrix to shame Sarr. How do you manage to look so convincing when you beat up the 50 goons without weapons like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill" How do you get the conviction Sarr"

I think it is rather "simbil". You ARE a superhero! Really.. And may I please have the rights to an animation series after your image one day Sarr"

Due regards,

Feeneesh!