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'Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola': 10 punch lines you can use as tweets and FB status

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Jan 09, 2013 at 06:29pm IST

New Delhi: Actor Imran Khan, who plays an educated Haryanvi boy who comes back to his village in 'Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola', even learnt Haryanvi to make his accent believable.

Vishal Bhardwaj's upcoming film also features veteran actor Pankaj Kapur and actress Anushka Sharma and Shabana Azmi. 'Matru' is a political satire based on the issue of land scam. Here are some of the punch lines from the film that are bound to make you smile.

Use them as your Facebook updates or tweets.

Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola: 10 cracking dialogue

Imran Khan, who plays an educated Haryanvi boy who comes back to his village, even learnt Haryanvi for the role.

"Kitni baar samjhaye tujhe, kachha banyan pehnke mat jaya kar talab mein" - Matru

"Toh kya utaar kar jaya karu? Kachha ya banyan?" - Bijli

Mandola: "Waise tu hai kaun?" Matru: "Kutta hoon"

"Thari beti, thari bhains, thari gaddi, thari chaddi, kisi se bhi shaadi karne ke liye tayyar hoon" - Matru

"Do you understand English?" - Bijli

"Gala sookh raha hai mara, tu gaddi chala, peechhe baithke peeta hoon" - Mandola

"Tu rokega, nahi toh main chalaunga kaise?" - Matru | "Tu chalayega nahi toh main rokunga kaise?" - Mandola

"Kal raat kitne peg peeye maine?" - Mandola

"Main parson see peeni chhodriyau" - Mandola

"Tu seedhe seedhe baat kyu nahi karta hai kabhi?" - Bijli | "Tu bhi toh raat ko sone se pehle brush nahi karti." - Matru



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