New Delhi: It's Friday and 'Raaz 3' has opened to halls packed with eager men and women looking forward to a film that marks the return of siren Bipasha Basu as a heroine obsessed with her stardom and willing to go to any extremes to hold on to her dwindling fortune.
Despite Raaz 3's occasional jumpy moments of supernatural and the combined sensuality of its heroines Bipasha and Esha Gupta, the dialogue are a disappointment. Well, it depends how you look at it. For someone out for laughs, they are the perfect concoction of the unwittingly absurd and downright corny.
We have seen 'Raaz 3' and combined 12 of the best gems from the films, that actually make you laugh out loud and wish you could put them up as your Facebook profile as status updates as a warning to nerds who believe in feet monsters under the bed.
Despite Raaz 3's occasional jumpy moments of supernatural, the dialogue are unwittingly absurd and downright corny.
"Jo khak se aya hai vo khak me mil jata hai (how the film ends)
Science jism ko janta hai, aatma ko nahi (sounds suspiciously like Bipasha's epic 'Jism ki bhookh' dialogue. Look it up.)
Bharosa tha mujhe ki tum bharose ke layak nahi ho (Yeah dude, you're no good)
Ek raaz tumhare andar bhi hai...ek raaz mere andar bhi hai jo tumhe kahin ka nahi chodega (I know who ate the last slice of pizza)
Film me acting karna mera pesha hai, meri pehchaan nahin (Tell that to the Bhatts)
If you love me, you can be stupid for me (Wait, you already are, so we're good?)
Ye MERI jagah hai, bhagwan ki nahi (What the boss says everyday)
My heart has so much love, but no one to give it to (awwwwww)
You are f****** her, aren't you? (You found out. Well, I'll have to kill you now)
Ek zinda mard ek zinda aurat ke saath jo karti hai, tum kar paogi ek pret atma ke saath? (Makes her do the laundry?)
Sirf meri aatma uss duniya mein jayegi, mera sharir yahi rahega (Things you say before entering McDonalds)
Aap dono iss kabar ke beech baith jaiye (World's worst emcee)
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