The Perfect Personal's Ad!

I love the fact that I'm by far the perfect Personal's Ad! I mean think about it. Here's a boy who's like absolutely charming, funny, witty, well spoken, dare I add- Terribly good looking and so well cultured! And if you thought that wasn't enough, the boy doesn't smoke, drink or kill animals in the name of a snack! It's called a vegetarian diet!

I mean really, I'm such a catch! If we were in one of those tribal times where the tribe chief gives his daughter to the stranger who comes in with gold, lets just say I'd never spend a lonely night in the tent!

Sometimes one wonders though, I've had so many of my friends who tell me "C'mon Paras, Get a life!" and sometimes when I have to wait, and wait, and wait AND wait for some starters at a party that aren't an animal or bird's leg arm or breast (hehe! breast!lol) I do wonder if life would be simpler if I put just about anything in my mouth!

So there I was at this party last night, yet another one of those laa-dee-daa events where everyone turns out looking ever so pretty and we exchange the polite "Honey! you're lookin' fab" bits"

Anyway, so there I was mixing well with the so called party hearties, only one thing- I made a BIG mistake- something inexcusable in the Page 3 bible- I was standing around WITHOUT a drink in my hand! GOOD GOD! How can I let that happen?!

But the fact is, when you don't drink and the sole reason for you to come to a party ISNT free booze. after about three fruit punches (Yummy btw!) you tend to graciously say "thank you" when the waiter offers to get you another drink!

Anyway, I'm glad I haven't felt the need to do anything I don't want to just to fit in. But yesterday, When I was being introduced to someone asthe 'Perfect Personal's Ad", I was asked "You must have some vices?" and then I thought aloud "Well, I AM a professional stripper and a do double up as a pimp ocassionally", but I guess that's just an occupational hazzard! So there, still no vices!

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