You will completely identify with this, especially if you are a new parent. The holiday season is on us and you must be rushing to finish shopping. The letters to Santa Claus are duly sealed. But have you stopped to ask your baby what she really wants for Christmas? A blog post listing what a 10 month old baby would like for Christmas is a new web hit.
"Dear Santa, I am a ten-month-old baby and I write because my mother has been sending out my 'Christmas List' to people, and her list does not in any way represent the things I really want. I could give two s#*ts about receiving stacking cups," the post reads.
Among other things, the baby would like a set of house keys. To eat, obviously.
"Only metal house keys will do. Please do not buy me plastic ones. I am not an idiot. I know that plastic house keys are not real key."