Joke

  • 'In rest of India you drive on the left side of the road. In Bangalore you drive on what is left of the road': 43 jokes all Bangalore residents will understand 11 hours 33 minutes ago

    If you have ever lived in Bangalore, you would have at least one Facebook post complaining about the traffic - and sometimes even more than one - more than an average daily passenger in Mumbai. The roads are a mess and cost of living is high. But the redeeming factor...
  • Government cracks the whip on RJs for mimicking MPs: Are we becoming a humourless society? August 14, 2014

    The government has said that it will take action against Radio Jockeys on FM channels airing jokes on MPs and mimicking them. Samajwadi Party MP Jaya Bachchan had raised the issue in the Rajya Sabha demanding action against such RJs. ...
  • No jokes please, we are politicians! Government to act against RJs airing jokes on MPs, mimicking them August 14, 2014

    New Delhi: The government has said that it will take action against Radio Jockeys on FM channels airing jokes on MPs and mimicking them. Samajwadi Party MP Jaya Bachchan had raised the issue in the Rajya Sabha demanding action against such RJs. "The language used by radio jockeys on private...
  • 'Salman Khan has a degree from Virginia University; Manmohan Singh has degree in robotics': Smriti Irani and other celebrities caught in a hailstorm of mean jokes after 6-day Yale 'degree' claim August 11, 2014

    A bunch of Twitter users are having a great Monday chuckling at mean tweets about different celebrities and the possible places they could get a degree from. The hastag #CelebDegree started to trend after Human Resources Development Minister Smriti Irani said she had a 'degree' from the Yale University.The HRD...
  • Censor Board slams jokes on Johnny Lever's name 'Abdullah' in 'Entertainment' August 8, 2014

    Mumbai: The censor board has objected to the way Johnny Lever's character's name has been mispronounced in the forthcoming film 'Entertainment' and asked its makers to change it. The Central Board of Film Certification (CBFC), which viewed the film late last week, has asked that Lever's character's name be changed. Said a...
  • Aamir Khan's nude 'PK' poster sparks online memes, jokes August 2, 2014

    Mumbai: Aamir Khan's poster bomb in 'PK', where he appears in the buff, has sparked online jokes and memes with the actor's dare-bare act getting unflattering makeovers on the internet. In one of the memes, a 'Krrish' style Hrithik Roshan replaces Aamir's head with the poster reading 'A Suzzane Khan Film',...
  • Watch: What happens when you ask Delhiites to tell you the best joke they know of? Warning: You might be depressed for days June 24, 2014

    This is pure gold. The guys at SorteddTv asked some Delhiites to tell them the best joke they know of. Some of the one liners are disturbingly strange. ...
  • This is awkward. These snarky but hilarious 'Humshakals' jokes on Twitter are a bigger hit than the film's puerile humour June 23, 2014

    Normally it's the other way round. Sajid Khan's newest slapstick comedy 'Humshakals' has sparked an avalanche of Twitter jokes users claim are funnier than the gags actually used in the film. This is awkward on so many levels. More so, because the film is probably on its way to become...
  • #FacebookDown? Mothers will have to actually raise babies now instead of posting cute photos: Hilarious tweets that perfectly describe the Facebook outage June 20, 2014

    Facebook went down for a wide number of users across the globe. Users could not log in to the social networking site. On logging in to Facebook.com, a message appeared that read: "Sorry, something went wrong. We are working on getting this fixed as soon as we can." This predictably upset...
  • Justin Bieber apologises for racial slur joke June 2, 2014

    Los Angeles: Singer Justin Bieber has appeared in a controversial video in which he is seen telling a racist joke. Contactmusic.com reports that the video clip, posted online by the The Sun newspaper, shows him joking with friends and uses the 'N word' five times after asking them: "Why are black...
  • Is this the best joke in the history of Twitter? Man finishes a tweet he posted 5 years ago, becomes a star online as both tweets go viral May 13, 2014

    Twitter user Frank Furter with 1,578 followers tweeted on May 8, 2009 "I see you shiver with antici...". The tweet in itself was unremarkable. But it assumed virality on May 8, 2014 when he tweeted just the word "pation", exactly five years later. Amused Twitter users are calling it...
  • Woman tweets she's from the Al Qaida, planning 'something big', backtracks after joke bombs and airlines threatens action April 14, 2014

    Samir Mezrahi, senior editor at Buzzfeed, on Sunday tweeted a screengrab of a Twitter interaction between a user @queendemetriax_ (the account has been deleted since) and American Airline (@AmericanAir) that has created quite an uproar online. The story played out like this. The user tweeted a joke "hello my name's...
  • Soundarya on father Rajinikanth: He's the best, can do the impossible April 4, 2014

    Mumbai: Superstar Rajinikanth's daughter Soundarya says people create jokes on her father as they believe he can do the "impossible". That's why the family takes the humour in a lighter vein. Jokes on the southern icon are a rage online. Sample these - "Rajinikanth can eat dosa with chopsticks"; "Rajinikanth can...
  • Revealed finally! The scientifically-proven funniest joke in the world is about two hunters in the woods March 5, 2014

    Author Scott Weems' new book 'Ha!: The Science of When We Laugh and Why' tells the story of British researcher Richard Wiseman's search for the funniest joke in the world. Wiseman asked a million people to rate their favourite jokes and figured that different people perceive humour differently. The Huffington...
  • Top tweets: Amitabh Bachchan, once Pepsi's brand ambassador, decides not to endorse it anymore February 4, 2014

    New Delhi: Recently, Bollywood megastar Amitabh Bachchan criticised soft drink manufacturer Pepsi, and compared it to poison at an IIM-A event. He said, "I used to endorse Pepsi earlier but once I went to open a girls school in Jaipur and in one such gathering similar to this one, one...
  • Absolutely hilarious takedown of Rahul Gandhi one tweet at a time; don't miss these jokes January 28, 2014

    His first exclusive TV interview perhaps did not go the way Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi intended. Ten minutes into it, he floundered, faced with questions about the Gujarat and the anti-Sikh riots and his biggest opponent and BJP's Prime Ministerial candidate Narendra Modi. But it was a great day...
  • Hilarious Nirupa Roy jokes you shouldn't miss January 16, 2014

    While 'Mere paas Maa hai', the most popular dialogue from Bollywood, talks about the significance mothers enjoy in Hindi films, it also explains the importance actor Nirupa Roy earned, courtesy her roles. Nirupa acted in over 475 films in a career spanning over five decades. But it was Nirupa's...
  • The 13 Arvind Kejriwal jokes on Twitter you absolutely shouldn't miss today January 4, 2014

    Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal was prepared to move into a five-bedroom duplex flat in central Delhi before he was attacked by the Opposition for going back on his promise to end the VIP culture in Delhi. Kejriwal was allotted two five-bedroom duplex flats on Bhagwan Das Road, one of...
  • Some were really funny, enjoyed them: Alok Nath on his Twitter jokes January 4, 2014

    Mumbai: Veteran actor Alok Nath says although he was initially perturbed with the jokes made on him, he is now enjoying them. Alok Nath, who has appeared in family drama films like 'Maine Pyar Kiya', 'Hum Aapke Hain Koun', 'Hum Saath-Saath Hain', 'Pardes', 'Taal', 'Vivah', 'Ek Vivaah... Aisa Bhi' and...
  • Palash Sen: She's a girl, if I say anything I'll still end up being branded as sexist December 24, 2013

    Singer Palash Sen, who was accused of making sexist jokes at IIT-Bombay's cultural event recently, said in an interview that his comment was taken out of context. "I can't even believe that somebody can make this into an issue. From what I read in the blog, it was completely taken out...
  • Manmohan Singh turns 81: 20 Most hilarious tweets from detractors to PM September 26, 2013

    New Delhi: Even though Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has announced his decision to not celebrate his 81st birthday in the wake of the twin terror attack in Jammu, nothing can deter his detractors from mocking him. From observing September 26 as 'Maun Diwas' (a direct jab at his reluctance to...
  • Ben Affleck is the new Batman: The best of Twitter jokes August 28, 2013

    New Delhi: Actor Ben Affleck will slip into the Batman suit for the lead role in the 'Man of Steel' sequel, Warner Bros Pictures announced. The announcement was made by Greg Silverman, president - creative development and worldwide production, and Sue Kroll, president - worldwide marketing and international distribution, Warner Bros...
  • Pran was a gentleman, we shared Punjabi jokes: Dilip Kumar July 14, 2013

    Mumbai: Yesteryears star Dilip Kumar has fun and special memories of his association with his late friend and co-star Pran. He remembers how they used to share Punjabi jokes and how they had become phone friends of late. "My dear friend Pran liked to talk to me on the phone till...
  • Dhoni continues with 'Sir Jadeja' jokes April 19, 2013

    New Delhi: Chennai Super Kings skipper Mahendra Singh Dhoni on Friday once again tickled his fans' funny bones by cracking few more jokes on his IPL teammate 'Sir' Ravindra Jadeja. "If ever Rajni sir had to face sir jadeja's bowling,the battle would be known as CLASH OF THE TITANS," Dhoni wrote...
  • Is the April Fool dead? Has the corporate colossus strangled it? April 1, 2013

    London:Satire In the more traditional realm of news-based fun, Yahoo's French website led its front page with the announcement that, to save money, President Francois Hollande would move his offices from the Elysee Palace to one of Paris's grittier suburbs. "Nesta Vowles" had a story in Britain's Daily Mail about owls being...
  • Ouch! The best of 'Himmatwala' wisecracks on Twitter March 30, 2013

    Sajid Khan's latest film 'Himmatwala' has opened to generally negative critics' rating. Though it made a good haul of Rs 12 crore on its opening day, audiences and critics went to town on Twitter cracking jokes about the film. Most of it was good-natured ribbing while some did have the...
  • Joan Rivers slammed over jokes about Adele March 2, 2013

    Los Angeles: 'Fashion Police' judge Heidi Klum is facing backlash after joking about singer Adele's plus size and supermodel Heidi Klum's German roots. On David Letterman's show recently Rivers puffed out her cheeks and held her arms away from her body to imitate a fat person, asking, "I met Adele!...
  • The funniest Twitter jokes on BlackBerry Z10's Rs 43,490 price tag February 26, 2013

    BlackBerry's big bet on revival, the Z10 has been at the receiving end of jokes on Twitter ever since its price for the Indian market was announced. A curated list of the funniest tweets on the Rs 43,490 price tag. Know a funny Twitter joke on the Z10 not listed here,...