Joke

  • Watch: What happens when you ask Delhiites to tell you the best joke they know of? Warning: You might be depressed for days 24-06-2014 03:44 PM

    This is pure gold. The guys at SorteddTv asked some Delhiites to tell them the best joke they know of. Some of the one liners are disturbingly strange. ...
  • This is awkward. These snarky but hilarious 'Humshakals' jokes on Twitter are a bigger hit than the film's puerile humour 23-06-2014 02:20 PM

    Normally it's the other way round. Sajid Khan's newest slapstick comedy 'Humshakals' has sparked an avalanche of Twitter jokes users claim are funnier than the gags actually used in the film. This is awkward on so many levels. More so, because the film is probably on its way to become...
  • #FacebookDown? Mothers will have to actually raise babies now instead of posting cute photos: Hilarious tweets that perfectly describe the Facebook outage 20-06-2014 05:06 PM

    Facebook went down for a wide number of users across the globe. Users could not log in to the social networking site. On logging in to Facebook.com, a message appeared that read: "Sorry, something went wrong. We are working on getting this fixed as soon as we can." This predictably...
  • Justin Bieber apologises for racial slur joke 02-06-2014 10:10 AM

    Los Angeles: Singer Justin Bieber has appeared in a controversial video in which he is seen telling a racist joke. Contactmusic.com reports that the video clip, posted online by the The Sun newspaper, shows him joking with friends and uses the 'N word' five times after asking them: "Why are...
  • Is this the best joke in the history of Twitter? Man finishes a tweet he posted 5 years ago, becomes a star online as both tweets go viral 13-05-2014 01:16 PM

    Twitter user Frank Furter with 1,578 followers tweeted on May 8, 2009 "I see you shiver with antici...". The tweet in itself was unremarkable. But it assumed virality on May 8, 2014 when he tweeted just the word "pation", exactly five years later. Amused Twitter users are calling it the...
  • Woman tweets she's from the Al Qaida, planning 'something big', backtracks after joke bombs and airlines threatens action 14-04-2014 02:42 PM

    Samir Mezrahi, senior editor at Buzzfeed, on Sunday tweeted a screengrab of a Twitter interaction between a user @queendemetriax_ (the account has been deleted since) and American Airline (@AmericanAir) that has created quite an uproar online. The story played out like this. The user tweeted a joke "hello my name's...
  • Soundarya on father Rajinikanth: He's the best, can do the impossible 04-04-2014 04:41 PM

    Mumbai: Superstar Rajinikanth's daughter Soundarya says people create jokes on her father as they believe he can do the "impossible". That's why the family takes the humour in a lighter vein. Jokes on the southern icon are a rage online. Sample these - "Rajinikanth can eat dosa with chopsticks"; "Rajinikanth...
  • Revealed finally! The scientifically-proven funniest joke in the world is about two hunters in the woods 05-03-2014 01:58 PM

    Author Scott Weems' new book 'Ha!: The Science of When We Laugh and Why' tells the story of British researcher Richard Wiseman's search for the funniest joke in the world. Wiseman asked a million people to rate their favourite jokes and figured that different people perceive humour differently. The Huffington...
  • Top tweets: Amitabh Bachchan, once Pepsi's brand ambassador, decides not to endorse it anymore 04-02-2014 12:22 PM

    New Delhi: Recently, Bollywood megastar Amitabh Bachchan criticised soft drink manufacturer Pepsi, and compared it to poison at an IIM-A event. He said, "I used to endorse Pepsi earlier but once I went to open a girls school in Jaipur and in one such gathering similar to this one, one...
  • Absolutely hilarious takedown of Rahul Gandhi one tweet at a time; don't miss these jokes 28-01-2014 01:12 PM

    His first exclusive TV interview perhaps did not go the way Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi intended. Ten minutes into it, he floundered, faced with questions about the Gujarat and the anti-Sikh riots and his biggest opponent and BJP's Prime Ministerial candidate Narendra Modi. But it was a great day...
  • Hilarious Nirupa Roy jokes you shouldn't miss 16-01-2014 01:58 PM

    While 'Mere paas Maa hai', the most popular dialogue from Bollywood, talks about the significance mothers enjoy in Hindi films, it also explains the importance actor Nirupa Roy earned, courtesy her roles. Nirupa acted in over 475 films in a career spanning over five decades. But it was Nirupa's role...
  • The 13 Arvind Kejriwal jokes on Twitter you absolutely shouldn't miss today 04-01-2014 12:46 PM

    Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal was prepared to move into a five-bedroom duplex flat in central Delhi before he was attacked by the Opposition for going back on his promise to end the VIP culture in Delhi. Kejriwal was allotted two five-bedroom duplex flats on Bhagwan Das Road, one of...
  • Some were really funny, enjoyed them: Alok Nath on his Twitter jokes 04-01-2014 08:20 AM

    Mumbai: Veteran actor Alok Nath says although he was initially perturbed with the jokes made on him, he is now enjoying them. Alok Nath, who has appeared in family drama films like 'Maine Pyar Kiya', 'Hum Aapke Hain Koun', 'Hum Saath-Saath Hain', 'Pardes', 'Taal', 'Vivah', 'Ek Vivaah... Aisa Bhi' and...
  • Palash Sen: She's a girl, if I say anything I'll still end up being branded as sexist 24-12-2013 02:46 PM

    Singer Palash Sen, who was accused of making sexist jokes at IIT-Bombay's cultural event recently, said in an interview that his comment was taken out of context. "I can't even believe that somebody can make this into an issue. From what I read in the blog, it was completely taken...
  • Manmohan Singh turns 81: 20 Most hilarious tweets from detractors to PM 26-09-2013 05:31 PM

    New Delhi: Even though Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has announced his decision to not celebrate his 81st birthday in the wake of the twin terror attack in Jammu, nothing can deter his detractors from mocking him. From observing September 26 as 'Maun Diwas' (a direct jab at his reluctance to...
  • Ben Affleck is the new Batman: The best of Twitter jokes 28-08-2013 02:05 PM

    New Delhi: Actor Ben Affleck will slip into the Batman suit for the lead role in the 'Man of Steel' sequel, Warner Bros Pictures announced. The announcement was made by Greg Silverman, president - creative development and worldwide production, and Sue Kroll, president - worldwide marketing and international distribution, Warner...
  • Pran was a gentleman, we shared Punjabi jokes: Dilip Kumar 14-07-2013 11:45 AM

    Mumbai: Yesteryears star Dilip Kumar has fun and special memories of his association with his late friend and co-star Pran. He remembers how they used to share Punjabi jokes and how they had become phone friends of late. "My dear friend Pran liked to talk to me on the phone...
  • Dhoni continues with 'Sir Jadeja' jokes 19-04-2013 05:02 PM

    New Delhi: Chennai Super Kings skipper Mahendra Singh Dhoni on Friday once again tickled his fans' funny bones by cracking few more jokes on his IPL teammate 'Sir' Ravindra Jadeja. "If ever Rajni sir had to face sir jadeja's bowling,the battle would be known as CLASH OF THE TITANS," Dhoni...
  • China detains man for Twitter joke on party meet 21-11-2012 11:34 AM

    Beijing: Hundreds of Chinese Internet users are rallying around a Beijing blogger who's been detained by police after posting a joke on Twitter about the pivotal Communist Party congress. Zhai Xiaojun's November 5 tweet suggested the next movie in the "Final Destination" horror franchise would be about the Great Hall...
  • Did Saif say 'Thank you beta' to Kareena? Joke's on you 17-10-2012 12:49 PM

    New Delhi: The joke's on you if you believe that Saif Ali Khan Pataudi actually thanked a 11-year-old Kareena Kapoor with a demure 'Thank you beta' for wishing him and Amrita Singh on his wedding day in 1991. Saif was 21 at that time. This joke went viral on social...
  • Kerala: 'Eranadan joke' lands TK Hamsa in trouble 24-07-2012 12:49 PM

    Malappuram: An Eranadan joke has turned costly for CPM leader and former minister T K Hamsa with the CPM central committee directing the state committee to take action against him for his lurid comments about senior party leader V S Achuthanandan. The impromptu speech made by Hamsa at Valanchery in...
  • Wanted: Humour writers for Bollywood star tweets 25-05-2012 04:50 PM

    New Delhi: Stop me if you've heard this one. "Petrol pump attendant : Kitne ka daaloon? Driver: 2-4 rupye ka gadi ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai.' On the day petrol prices were hiked by an all-time record of Rs 7.50 per litre, Bollywood stars went on...
  • French election gag sparks fun and fury on web 23-04-2012 11:50 AM

    Paris: France tried but failed to stop premature leaks of first round presidential election results on Sunday, setting the web-warped world of Twitter alight with jibes, jokes and cryptic messages recalling coded World War Two radio communications. Police opened inquiries into several media outlets after national news agency Agence France-Presse...
  • De Niro apologises for 'white first lady' joke 22-03-2012 02:49 PM

    Los Angeles: Actor Robert De Niro on Wednesday apologized for joking at a Democratic fundraiser with Michelle Obama about the possibility of having a 'white first lady' at the White House after November's presidential elections. The Oscar-winning star of 'The Godfather: Part II' and 'Raging Bull' said he had intended...